Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

 ”Ah,  that’s nothin,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a  bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

 ”Actually,” said the 80-year -old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.

 ”No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

 ”So, do you have a problem with your bowel  movement?”

 ”No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”

 Exasperated, the  60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.  So what’s so bad about being 80?”

 ”I don’t wake up until 7:00!”